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Squiddlepiss

1. The act of 'squiddlepissing' is when suffering from diarrhea you sit down to piss and you let go and shit and piss large amounts simultaneously. You just squiddlepissed. The physics of the matter result in loss of accuracy and the resultant splatters are sure tell tale signs of a squiddlepisser.

2. The beige soup (mix of water, faeces, urine and possibly vomit) left in the toilet bowl afterwards can also be referred to as squiddlepiss itself.

3. Squiddlepiss can also be used in the same way as 'clusterfuck' or 'pigs ear'. To mean a mess that got out of control.
"Good job I sat down on the toilet just then dave, I squiddlepissed right up the back wall"

"Arrrrrrgh there's shit and piss on the underside of this window sill, someones squiddlepissed around here"

"So after I slept with her, i did her sister and then her mum, it was becoming a right squiddlepiss so I became gay"

"Oh dear, what did you do to my nicely organised toolbox? You've made a right squiddlepiss here"
by Rochies Rainbeaux January 9, 2009
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Squidding

Typically a sedentary activity in which a person acts like an agitated or otherwise unproductive squid. Levels of agitation may vary from lethargic to furious. One may squid due to exhaustion, being annoyed, in pain, depressed, upset or any other reason deemed valid by the squidder.
Friend: "What's up?"
Squidder: "༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"
Friend: "what... o_o"
Squidder: "IM SQUIDDING"
Friend: "Squidding??"
Squidder: "Long day, I'm exhausted. So yeah, I'm squidding"
Friend: "What the fuck is that??"
Squidder: "Just laying around like a fucking squid"
Friend: "K.."
by Flobsmack February 6, 2020
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Squiddy

Squiddy can be used in different circumstances. One can take it as both offence or compliment. To be squiddy is either dished out on tentacles to your worst enemy or as a friend, meaning awesome or squidilicous
Zack: "I think you're squiddy"
Jason: T h a n k s
by MyDadsCondomBroke May 11, 2020
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squiddy

quite possible the coolest person on the entire planet, he owns ko
by squiddy June 28, 2003
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squidgedoo

a squidgedoo is a term referring to a native new zealand species of a bear cub. It can also be used in terms of irrelevance to nothing whatsoever. squidgedoo?

Squidgedoos have a distinctive mating call only heard during a waning moon in August in Howick, Auckland, New Zealand. It sounds like a savage sneeze. It can attract all sorts of parrot-birds and possum-rodents, cheese-dogs and minibuses (dohlahz).
haw haw haw! souffle! squidgedoo in ma behleh!

AH CHEE WHOOOO!
by E PON MON CHO April 2, 2009
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Squiddy

The opposite of pinky, when a person is behaving like a squid, constantly being slimy to the point where you refer to them as a squiddy, especially with emphasis.
Who was the person that knocked over my favorite dab rig? Squiddyyyyyyyy
by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 December 12, 2021
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Squidditch

Squid played Squidditch with his tentacles.
by SquidMCSquid May 12, 2010
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