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Frog squatter

When u spot a friend, stranger, and or family member squatting on the floor and they look like a frog that’s about to pounce/leap their ass in the air so get some air in the crack. And if they ever try to leap they will get air in the crack and more
Oh shit the principal is lookin like a frog squatter again...
by bellsmagsmolls42069_ June 30, 2018
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Lobby Squatter

A guy who hangs out in the lobby of a fancy hotel, hoping to pick up a women. He is punching well above his weight.
That Lobby Squatter had been bugging the patrons for the last few hours. I think he has been staying at the cheap hotel down the road and he's been here three nights in a row.
by Pub flea October 2, 2015
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wifi squatter

A person who wanders aimlessly, laptop in hand, to find a wireless signal. Often seen sitting in various chairless spots such as the floor to continue using stolen signal.
1)As I was discreatly searching for a wireless signal, I noticed three wifi squatters had already beat me to it.

2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.
by Jessica D. November 10, 2008
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Squattergate

Donald Trump's refusal to concede he lost the 2020 election.

The -gate suffix is used to name scandals, it originated from the Watergate scandal. "Squattergate" implies Trump will refuse to leave and squat in the White House.
Trump: "I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!"

Everyone else: "Get your meds, Donald." Squattergate continues.

Biden spokesman Andrew Bates: "... The United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House."
by dUpduPdupDupd November 17, 2020
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eggplant squatter

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.
I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
by Pierre May 13, 2004
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squattel

The act of squatting to defecate when a proper toilet is not available
Jon ran behind the tree to squattel because no toilet was nearby.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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Office Squatter

Noun: A person who holds a job for no apparent reason. Generally lacking qualifications, the individual adds no value, performs no real work, displays no motivation and seems to have only one real skill - persistently occupying office space, an official entry in Human Resource's employee database, removing oxygen from the air and producing carbon dioxide.

Verb: Office Squat, Office Squatting- to occupy office space without performing a designated job or adding value.

Adj: A term describing an individual putting forth no effort and adding no value in the work place.

See Politician; see also; state, local or federal government employee. See also; tenured teacher; tenured professor; public school administrator, any relative of the boss working for a company.
"I've worked here for 6 months and I haven't see John do anything." Yea, he's the boss' son, a real Office Squatter.

Since Jane got 5 tenure 3 years ago she hasn't changed her lecture, mid-term or final exam. Yea, tenure is a virtual guarantee to make a motivated professional into an office squatter.
by Deconblu August 22, 2010
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