squash

That idiot from down 10th Street, he don't know squash!
by green923jade October 17, 2017
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Squash

A racquet sport extremely popular in select areas in the US like california , and most of the east coast .

-Is played indoors in a court somewhat like, but not to be confused with, racquetball .
-Is popular with kids with a juniors program.
-Has been named one of the top two sports, along with competitive swimming .
-Is aweeesoomee!
Guy: So what'd you do this weekend?
Player: I played squash!
Guy: Mhm and how did that go?
Player: GREAT, i hit this drop and the other guy totally couldn't get it, not to mention my serving was great- i finally got that lob serve down.
Guy: I have no idea what you're talking about.
by ilikesquash(: January 3, 2010
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squash

An indoor racquet sport -not to be confused with racquetball- that is best played during a long lunch or after work with fellow alumni from one's prep school and/or private college. Popular among WASPs, it offers an opportunity to get a vigorous workout without the monotony/drudgery of jogging or pursuing a less exclusive pastime. Often played during the winter months, it offers an excellent opportunity to "cross-train" for summer sports such as: tennis, yachting, crew, and badminton.
Harvard Student: "I can't believe that Trinity's squash team beat us again! None of their players are even from the United States..."

See: Ivy League, NESCAC
by MHP June 25, 2005
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squash

"Squanderable Cash"
1) "I need to work some overtime this week otherwise I don't have any squash for John's bachelor party"

2) "My wife found my squash in the sock drawer and spent it on shoes"
by wasterpaster June 16, 2010
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Squashed

The act of an obesed women jumping on a thin man during sex
"Hey man, Eddie totally got squashed last night"...."I know i felt the earthquake, too...it felt like a 4.6"
by Veronica O March 4, 2008
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squash

Sport played with a racquet and a rubber ball.
Squash is a sport .
by mmk September 14, 2003
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squash

n. mental acumen, wherewithal, coherence, "cool."
1) When Doug found out his car was stolen, he lost his squash and started punching a telephone pole. 2) After drinking 30 beers, Lisa was utterly squashless and wound up passing out on the staircase.
by jj bizzippo March 26, 2009
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