squash

n. mental acumen, wherewithal, coherence, "cool."

1) When Doug found out his car was stolen, he lost his squash and started punching a telephone pole. 2) After drinking 30 beers, Lisa was utterly squashless and wound up passing out on the staircase.

by jj bizzippo March 26, 2009

Squash

(proper adjective) a mood or feeling exclusive to a specific Tasha, which covers the vague inability to select any specific mood at the time, without excluding the possibility of influence from the wider spectrum of moods and feelings.

I am feeling Squash today...

by CommyChuck August 3, 2011

Squash

Similar to a "blumpkin"- only the opposite. A male performs cunnilingus (oral sex) on a female while she defecates (shits).

"Baby I gotta shit, but I want you to give me a squash"
"Fuck yourself, I'm getting a new girlfriend."

by young j swizzy December 26, 2011

Squash

squash is NOT a sport.

Ranga: is Squash a sport?
normal person: HELL NO! Its a hobby. its like collecting stamps

by squashisnotsport August 29, 2010

squash

1. To end a beef by apologizing/forgiving each other
2. To end a beef by fighting it out

"This is immature, we should just squash this."

by Kelera November 20, 2007

Squash

A game played with a racket and rubber ball. NOT A SPORT.

Dude 1: You wanna go play a sport or something?
Dude 2: Yeah what?
Dude 1: Squash
Dude 2: NOT A SPORT.
*Beats him up he can't do anything cause he is a squash player and has no strength*

by Joe Rozati June 15, 2008

Squash

Major hangover, no relief must start drinking or doing drugs to relieve it ASAP.

I had a squash that would knock the balls off a bull after that party, it took me 2 days to recover.

by billbaroo December 9, 2008