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squanching gooner 

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves
Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?
squanching gooner by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

donkey squanching quy 

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face
Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!

squatching 

Entering wild lands in search of evidence for the Sasquatch, The legendary bigfoot, a large bipedal primate sighted in many parts of the USA.
Let's go squatching.
squatching by Frank Vincent Lauria December 19, 2008

Squanding 

Bonding with your squad.
Ant'wan, Ca'tron, Knighttrain, and Ma' key$ha spent the afternoon squanding.
Squanding by Codegreen February 26, 2015

Squatching 

The act of taking a photgraph of an unexpecting person fairly far away so as to give the appearance/idea of the famous Big Foot photo.
I was squatching that kid, he looked so unexpecting in the photo.
Squatching by Marty2694 November 11, 2012

squeaching 

The act of laughing so hard you sound like your Spongebob on drugs. Usually used when your friend gives off a retarded vibe.
*Friend sends you something funny but very utterly retarded*
Me: HOLY FUCK IM SQUEACHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!
squeaching by AriiiTheIdiot June 22, 2017