a member of the british military.while the military in the UK is respected, squaddies due to their pig headed, loutishness are not.
they posess charactaristics of jocks (US).
squaddies in (contrast to rest of the military)are chavs that often only join the army because they are too stupid to do anything else or because their parents made them.they believe that because they are in the forces, they are far more supreme than anybody else, deserve special treatment,they are god's gift to the earth and all the ladies love them.in reality they are stupid, rowdy, pig headed idiots who will start fights with anybody that disagrees/gets in their way.squaddies come in a variety of shapes and sizes but are most often muscly and thuggish.typical description:-
-muscly with buzzed or very short hair
-tattood,often with union jacks or british bulldogs
-dresses in richchav clothes such as gio goi, henleys, gstar raw and police when off duty
these guys will commonly congregate at bars and nightclubs trying to shag some underage chav slut and start fights with anybody ho gets in their way. they are found in hampshire, devon, east/ north yorkshire, county durham/anywhere with an army camp nearby.
95% of the british military are hardworking, nice and doing a brilliant job.the 5% of squaddies ruin it for eveybody else
they posess charactaristics of jocks (US).
squaddies in (contrast to rest of the military)are chavs that often only join the army because they are too stupid to do anything else or because their parents made them.they believe that because they are in the forces, they are far more supreme than anybody else, deserve special treatment,they are god's gift to the earth and all the ladies love them.in reality they are stupid, rowdy, pig headed idiots who will start fights with anybody that disagrees/gets in their way.squaddies come in a variety of shapes and sizes but are most often muscly and thuggish.typical description:-
-muscly with buzzed or very short hair
-tattood,often with union jacks or british bulldogs
-dresses in richchav clothes such as gio goi, henleys, gstar raw and police when off duty
these guys will commonly congregate at bars and nightclubs trying to shag some underage chav slut and start fights with anybody ho gets in their way. they are found in hampshire, devon, east/ north yorkshire, county durham/anywhere with an army camp nearby.
95% of the british military are hardworking, nice and doing a brilliant job.the 5% of squaddies ruin it for eveybody else
do we have to go out on thursday?...everyone knows that thursday night is squaddie night which means they will be out in full force, drinking, shagging, punching, shouting and bottling their way through town...
by jay31189 March 06, 2011
by Weeandy March 18, 2016
A man who constantly tries to hook up with u and won't leave u alone. It doesn't how many times u turn him down, he will not get the picture. He will text u and facebook u with pleas for some sort of sexual intercourse. he employs what is known as a "paedo grip" in order to catch his pray, male or female, and skeet all over them!!!
by the truth!! August 07, 2009
A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
by ali December 08, 2004
A sun tan (or burn) gained by spending lots of time outdoors wearing an issue T-Shirt. Arms, neck and head will be exposed to the sun, torso will be white and pale.
by daemonchild May 09, 2007
by Cherry boi January 04, 2023
The utilisation of a sink full of water and soap to wash yourself with, leaving yourself clean but scruffy looking
"Fucking hell Geoff, didn't you wash your hair this morning?"
"Nah mate, slept in so I had a quick squaddie wash in the sink and fucked off to work"
"Nah mate, slept in so I had a quick squaddie wash in the sink and fucked off to work"
by Sibanez February 07, 2007