Of the female gender.
An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a spankmuffin.
Older women who try to hang onto their beauty are "former spankmuffins".
An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a spankmuffin.
Older women who try to hang onto their beauty are "former spankmuffins".
Moe: Did you know Zsa Zsa Gabor lost $10 million in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme?
Larry: You mean the former Hungarian spankmuffin? I thought she was dead.
Larry: You mean the former Hungarian spankmuffin? I thought she was dead.
by Chav the Impaler July 30, 2009
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Would you like a Spunkmuffin?? its basically a muffin covered in gooey spunk???
Why yes that would be lovely, can i have some pubes to sprinkle on top??
Why yes that would be lovely, can i have some pubes to sprinkle on top??
by There isnt enough space to fit August 11, 2009
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A Spunkmuffin is someone who craves a muffin and feels the need to perform sexual pleasure on themself in the pursuit of msgical release.
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