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spuncle

Sperm donor who takes the role of an extended family member in the resulting offspring's life.
There were four adults who took the kid to see the pediatrician -- two parents, a grandparent and the spuncle.
by family boy January 13, 2009
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spuddle

A West country word meaning to waste time and not get on with the task at hand. Leads to spuddler, spuddled spuddly etc.
Look at old Mrs Jones, spuddling at the gate.
Oh, she's a right old spuddler.

Or to children - Stop spuddling and get on with your homework.
by floflumpit January 31, 2010
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scundle

to jack off behind a fan causing the cum to go through the fan onto someones face.
Austin scundled all over ben while he was sleeping.

My dad caught me scundling all over my girl last night

My girlfriend was hurting for a crazy scundle.
by scundle man January 18, 2009
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Spindledick

1.) A rather non-impressive specimen of the male genitals. Not at all well-endowed. A needle dick, wee willie winky.

2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.

3.) Expletive.
I hear that her ex-husband was a real spindledick!

What a !@#@# spindledick!

The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.
by Tiny Eyes July 30, 2008
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Spungletrumpet

n. (slang)

Penis. Etymologically related to spungle.
Mostly heard when referring to mundane uses of the penis, or when ridiculing others.

Rarely used in medical references or textbooks nowadays.
"Ouch! I appear to have trapped my spungletrumpet in my fly zip."

"His spungletrumpet wasn't really worth a second look, Mum"
by Spungletrumpet April 1, 2010
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Spunder

Verb: "To Spunder". An act of thunderous ejaculation through aggressive sexual intercourse. Ejaculation is normally accompanied with a primordial roar or scream.
Guy: "Dude I totally spundered all over that slut's face last night. She nearly died"

Guy2: "Narley"
by Zootzimmer February 21, 2009
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Spandle

Verb- When someone manhandles your possessions in a spasticated manner, causing them to cease functioning correctly or wrecking them altogther.

For example, if someone were to pick up your new iphone, press a few things in an ill educated manner and return it, only for you to find later that you can no longer call anywhere except Greece, they will have seriously spandled it.
You're not touching it, you spandle everything.
by MagickDio June 21, 2011
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