McDonald’s sprite

Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown

*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you

Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.

McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard

Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me

McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window

*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*

Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me

*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*

by Techn0r0bert November 7, 2019

Sprite Cranberry

The best elixir of them all. It's said it manifests it's power in the consumers, and if you aren't worthy of it, you will get obliterated.

Want a Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh.) - Lebron James and the musician from Sprite's 'Sprite Cranberry' advertisement.

by rufoosy December 16, 2018

sprike

The way an African American pronounces the word Sprite.

Friend 1 - Let's go to Wendy's.
Friend 2 - Ok
-----At Wendy's--------
Friend 1 - I'll have a number 1 with a Sprite and also two Doublestacks.
Teller (In African American ebonics)- So that'll be two Doublestacks and one number 1 with a Sprike.
Friend 1 - Uhhh, sure.

by Rude Bwoi April 7, 2008

Drinking Sprite

Codename for masturbation usually used by guys when girls are present to prevent disturbing them.

Guy 1: "Did you see that hot girl with the g-string on?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I know what I'll be thinking while I'm Drinking Sprite tonight."
Female Aquaintance:*confused look*

by bakergtr June 17, 2012

Sprite can

a very big penis

In Lil Kim's song, The Jump Off, she says:

"I can make a Sprite can disappear in my mouth."

by terradusa4219 May 17, 2009

sprite check

1.) to feel treated.
2.)what you say after someone gets treated.

1. Brian: A fool you is a loser.
Anthony: Man Mac i bet you feel sprite checked
Mac: ........ No I don't

2. (Girl gets hit in the jaw.)
Chris: Sprite Check (walks away)

by Tony Junior June 11, 2006

Sprite Cranberry

Sprite Cranberry is the Alpha drink in the consumer of beverages. Sprite Cranberry will destroy your digestive system. It's so fucking good.

"DUDE I'M GONNA FUCKING sprite cranberry YOUR ASS CHEEKS!"

by The Great King DeDeDe December 5, 2018