drity spitoon

using your chewspit as lube on her

get a good chew going and just before you put it in her spit some chaw down there like a drity spitoon.

by carny83 September 1, 2009

spitoon

Slang used in describing a girl worth banging but not worth dating, an attractive girl known for being easy, a female friend with benefits or a girl who is a crazy bitch that is unfortunately too hot to not bang.

Yeah, she's pretty hot, I'd use her for a multi-orificed-cock-spitoon.

by Super Jay May 28, 2009

devil's spitoon

The space in between the human genitals and toilet seat when sitting on the toilet.

I had the sudden urge to cough up a loogie while sitting on the toilet so I hocked that motherfucker right down the Devil's spitoon

by Thuglynast February 10, 2017

Spitoon

A Spitoon is when a vagina is so large that you could spit into it's open hole

Damn that bitch's Spitoon is so big you could loogie in it!

by DJ Camel January 14, 2013

salty spitoon

When you ejaculate into a girls belly button

Bitch, turn over so I can give you a salty spitoon.

by Broseidon_7 February 25, 2015

Salty Spitoon

When a guy jizzes into a girls nostril

"David gave me a salty spitoon last night"

by Pepe Dankmeme April 22, 2016

spitoon

An object to spit in while throwing in a fat dip, preferably Grizz, but any brand is acceptable in a pinch. Typically given a rating from 1 to 4, with 1 being an object that is likely to leak and/or spill, and a 4 being a solid, sturdy reusable object with a closing feature such as a Gatorade bottle or a jar. Any object can become a spitoon as soon as it is used for dip spit.

This spitoon has treated me well, I'd probably give it a 3/4 overall.

by DatSpitoon September 2, 2013