spreads not too much

A wise man spreads not too much wisdom.

Well we taught them how to make computer components and now they are or competitors, a wise man spreads not too much wisdom!

by I, Wreckerrr July 31, 2021

spreadbanging

During intercourse, spreading the legs of a partner then applying prodigious amounts of peanut butter spread to act as a lubricant. Once applied both partners engage at a high frequency of thrustage.

I would spreadbang her so much, get me the the crunchy peanut butter; she would love it.

Jennifer loves spreadbanging so much that she goes through 10kg of sunpat per week.

by Alfonse LeCreton September 1, 2022

spreadable ham

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM

1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham

by sk8Trs July 4, 2020

Spreadativity

The act of spreading cheeks…..and sometimes negativity….spreadativity

I’m on some spreadativity shit tonight man

by peepeebunzo January 22, 2022

Spreadables

plural for slutty women who "spread" their legs

"darren do you have the herp?"

"yeah i had too many spreadables"

by ruh-duh March 14, 2014

spreadator

One who spreads sexually transmitted diseases knowingly, in a predatory nature.

If I caught an std I would spread it to my ex like a spreadator

by Cruchie July 17, 2017

spreads like butter

when a girl is very sexual and spreads her legs easily to another guy so they could insert their dick inside of her.

“Hey did you hear about the new girl?”
“Yeah, I heard she spreads like butter.”

by ESKETIT2017 December 28, 2017