Leg Spreader

An apartment or condo, inhabited by a bachelor, specifically designed to woo unsuspecting ladies to spend the night.

1# Did you see Hans' new place? He's going to get some in no time!

2# Yeah, its a real leg spreader.

by billy marsh December 14, 2009

shit spreader

(n). One who tells others blatant lies, untruths about someone else, usually in an attempt to ruin a person's reputation. One who gossips behind someone's back and then acts as if nothing happened. see also manure salesman.

Yo, Maria, let's blow from this party. I just saw Pete, he's a major shit spreader.

by boggler December 28, 2005

Black Hole Spreader

When your dick is over 9 inches wide, and can open a girls ass so wide. You can put both fists and your head inside her asshole.

When that gets some good speed with the Black Hole Spreader

Man1: “BRO, I black hole opened Rachel’s ass so hard last night, I lost my shoes in her!”
Man2: “Fucking sick dude!”

by TwiddleNigga-FuckDick-ManPussy January 11, 2019

Spreader

Any person who exhibits tool or chotch like characteristics while willfully spreading the rona to unsuspecting victims. Usually can be found migrating in herds of other tank top wearing frat boys.

"Did that guy Ryan just say that he has the Rona and hes not quarantining because he believes in herd immunity?"
"Yeah what a spreader that guy is. He probably wants the hog."

by Schnitler October 14, 2020

super-spreader

not a person you'd want to become a close contact because s/he is highly contagious

Joe: Did you hear the news about 700 comic-con attendees got quarantined?
Don: I heard that one badass super-spreader was there yesterday.
Joe: I was there and we're both doomed!

by timlight April 26, 2020

spreader

An individual that does not take precautions to mitigate the spread of disease while in public, such as not wearing a mask during the Covid-19 pandemic.

There was a group of spreaders at the park today that I gave a wide berth.

by rawratar August 14, 2020

spreader

A little bit like an advanced-level moon, whereby the person doing the spreading drops his or her kecks and gently pulls apart their buttocks, exposing their anus to shocked onlookers.

I'm telling you, it was rank. There we were in McD's, and in came Matt Buckley and dropped his pants, pulling a spreader at us. Two things became obvious - 1, that he'd recently eaten sweetcorn, and 2, that he needed to practice wiping a bit more thoroughly.

by Matt Hindle January 22, 2004