verb; to sprout, the act of sprouting: for one to consume large amounts of alcohol, or any other substance for that matter, and experience a wide range of emotions including, but not limited to, great bouts of laughter, uncontrollable sobs, and the urge to undress all and any gender.
The spout-ee may also find themselves throwing up noodles, or passing out in the woods to awake in the back of a mini van.
The spout-ee may also find themselves throwing up noodles, or passing out in the woods to awake in the back of a mini van.
Person 1: "Did you see Lucy sprouting last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she passed out and they had to carry her body up a grassy knoll."
Person 1: "And then she began to laugh and cry hysterically."
Person 2: "Yeah, right after she puked up her noodles."
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she passed out and they had to carry her body up a grassy knoll."
Person 1: "And then she began to laugh and cry hysterically."
Person 2: "Yeah, right after she puked up her noodles."
by LucyPleaseExplain January 22, 2009
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by Deadat27 January 3, 2017
Get the brandon sprout mug.When a female does a split with no underwear allowing her vagina to create a suction cup effect with the floor. This results in a sound similar to plunging a toilet full of jello with a garden hose.
"Julie has been sprutting so much lately, the floor is very slippery."
"Does anyone hear Julie? It sounds like 2 sumo wrestlers making a mayonnaise sandwich with water balloons"
"Don't worry, she's just sprutting"
"Does anyone hear Julie? It sounds like 2 sumo wrestlers making a mayonnaise sandwich with water balloons"
"Don't worry, she's just sprutting"
by xXLargeFarvaXx February 8, 2013
Get the Sprutting mug.1) A derogative term for Brussels Sprouts.
2) Small pieces of turd entagled in the ass hairs after defecating (a.k.a, "dingleberries")
2) Small pieces of turd entagled in the ass hairs after defecating (a.k.a, "dingleberries")
Sam: Dude, these nasty little green balls taste like ass!
Charlie: Those are bung hole sprouts. They are supposed to taste like that.
Sally: Don't eat too many of those! They are a known cause of bung hole sprouts.
Charlie: Those are bung hole sprouts. They are supposed to taste like that.
Sally: Don't eat too many of those! They are a known cause of bung hole sprouts.
by TNunnster April 22, 2011
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Complimentary adjective, similar to 'sick' or 'cool' used to describe anything 'brilliant'. Origins: Dr. P. Spratley Phd. He is totally spratley.
Complimentary adjective, similar to 'sick' or 'cool' used to describe anything 'brilliant'. Origins: Dr. P. Spratley Phd. He is totally spratley.
''Dude, you're so spratley!'
''Man, that's spratley that is!''
''OMG, how spratley did Luton Town play yesterday?!''
''Man, that's spratley that is!''
''OMG, how spratley did Luton Town play yesterday?!''
by qwerty2228333 October 21, 2012
Get the Spratley mug.When a guy shoves a girl's pussy full of brussel sprouts and she squats over his chest and queefs them out onto him.
by JessicaHachetGirl November 26, 2009
Get the Pussel Sprout mug.Douche: I had to go to work the next day, so I was sober all night.
Designated Driver: Didn't you hook up with that drunk chick?
Douche: Yeah, I was strautzing.
"No, I didn't rape her. I was just strautzing."
Designated Driver: Didn't you hook up with that drunk chick?
Douche: Yeah, I was strautzing.
"No, I didn't rape her. I was just strautzing."
by Super Josh S. June 7, 2009
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