Jim Spratt's Disease

Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.

Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.

by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017

aoife spratt

A girl that you would describe as talented, pretty, smart and has a great personality. She is the full package. It can also be used when saying that a ceratin girl, is the one for you.

Male 1: Yo, dude. See that girl over there, she is aoife spratt.
Male 2: Ye, man, your right. Well make your move bruv.

by Commonly used words February 11, 2021

london spratt

A person with this name is very beautiful and kind. And they have amazing humor. Definitely find someone named London. And even better, find someone named London Spratt <3

Yo do you see her over there?
Ya I heard her name is London spratt
That explains her cuteness

by Your beloved <3 September 5, 2021

Snot Splatter

This happens when you have a severe cold or nasal infection. Your last tissue has disintegrated, your handkerchief is a congealed lump, which should be incinerated to avoid it becoming a hazard to public health, and your nose is blocking up. There is nothing for it but to blow your nose the old-fashioned way. This consists in closing each nostril in turn, with a finger, and snorting vigorously out through the other. The product of this exercise is a snot splatter. Although snot may be a misnomer as the product is usually a mixture of snot, pus and airborne detritus that makes the faecal emissions of a diseased crow’s arse seem positively pleasant in comparison.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.

I snorted out a really noxious snot splatter yesterday; I watched it for a bit to see if it moved, I think it did.

by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015

Skrattar Du Förlorar Du Manen

Swedish term used by pewdiepie meaning ‘you laugh, you lose man’ in his YLYL videos

Hey I challenge you the rule is simple ‘skrattar du förlorar du manen’.

by Dank memes 101 May 23, 2018

germantown splatter shot

as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.

after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.

by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008

skratta du flörlar du

The swedish way of saying “you laugh, You lose”. Commonly heard in the latest 2017 PewDiePie you laugh you lose videos.

“skratta du flörlar du”

“What?”

“You laugh, You lose!”
“Why didn’t you use English?”
“Because I have nothing better to do.”

by Lil Fence December 9, 2017