sporning

This occurs when a man is actively watching a sporting event on TV while surfing for porn on his laptop simultaneously.

My boyfriend, Paul, spends most of his leisure time sporning on the couch.

by five9red October 30, 2009

sporn

spore porn

wow! look at those mushrooms sporning!!! have you ever seen something so beautiful in your entire life??

by marissa December 14, 2003

sporn

Porn created with the game Spore.

"Hurry up and watch that sporn on Youtube before it gets removed."

by sporn June 20, 2008

Sporns

Spoon and Fork misused when you put them together.

An often mistake when you speak too fast.

"I found some more Sporns in the dishwasher! wait , Sporns?!"

by AngeliqueRose September 26, 2008

sporn

Noun- Concatenation of "spam" and "porn." Anyone with a Hotmail account (or any email account for that matter), has their inbox filled with "sporn."

Matt anxiously checked his Hotmail inbox for relevant email from his honey, but alas, it was filled to the brim with unncessary SPORN.

by Matt December 23, 2002

sporn

When people on websites spam porn on comments or their profile pic.

God damnit, im tired of seeing these homos posting their gay sporn.

by urmom675467548 April 23, 2010

sporned

If an item is sporned it is produced from the nothing in a jammy (lucky) manor.

Sporny - A jammy individual
spornicus - A very sporny individual

Matt sporned another day working from home, the B*stard.

by Gavin Ithacus October 6, 2006