sponger

bodyboarder,aka sponger. Due to genetic inadequacy, was never able to grow large enough balls to become a full fledged surfer. Habitat- shitty breaks where can be seen performing signature l-rollo's, flailng belly spins and roasting pole.

Dude, i just speared that sponger as he tryed to drop in on me from way out side.

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bodyboarder that pushes water aerial manuvers to the limit, that rides a versatile board that can take off/launch off on any hallow thick waves like shark island, Teahupoo, wedge and can come out from a really deep barrels. overall another outcast of sports media society.

by f1 May 8, 2003

Spongered

To get slapped with something long, hard, and wet

I'm gonna spongered the fuck out of you.

by Spongered March 17, 2020

chode sponger

Guy who washes dicks for fun. No payment necessary. Often for sick, creepy enjoyment or pleasure. A real pervert. Common among local area sports anchors.

That sharply dressed jerk off is a real chode sponger.

by Mick V July 31, 2016

Sponger

Someone who uses a sponge to clean their dishes because they lack common knowledge.

Sarah: Yuck! You're using a sponge? You sponger!

by thucool4you December 15, 2019

Sponger

A person or persons engaged in the lucrative surreptitious obfuscation and exploitation of adjacent and strategically arranged holders of title or property. Among the natural kingdom the predator and the parasite both share the qualities of a sponger.

I've returned from work to find my home in a state of disarray and bedlam, only too blame are my sponger inlaws and they're incessant persistence.

by Mrstuffandthings February 23, 2019