spocking

making the spock sign from star wars and entering your better half

i was spocking my girl last night

by darren lowe March 23, 2005

Spocking

Making the spock sign with your fingers and then masturbating a male between your middle and ring finger.

I sat on my husband's lap and started spocking him.

by NeedADickin September 13, 2011

Spocking

Stealing another man's girlfirend, fiancee, or wife.

man1 is walking down the street and sees a man and a woman together. he likes the woman. while man2 is away, man1 puts "moves" on woman1. When man2 returns woman1 is with man1. man2 runs away and becomes captain of a spaceship.

man1 just comiitted an act of Spocking. or he spocked woman1 from man2.

by PDHABigDaddy December 14, 2009

Spocking Fives

To honor the late Leonard Nimoy by changing the appearance of Sir Wilfrid Laurier on Canadian five-dollar notes to make him look like Mr Spock.

That guy on the Canada five-dollar bill that they are spocking fives with kind of looks like Jeremy Clarkson.

by SeriHaldon March 5, 2015

double-spocking

Doing the Vulcan salute with both hands and then fingering four women at once.

"Should we invite Zach to the party tonight?"
"No, he's busy double-spocking his four moms tonight."

by SlipperySeaSnake69 June 15, 2014

One-Socking

Akin to the feeling of leaving the house wearing only one sock

1) When you only accomplish half of your intended purpose and are left in an embarrassing situation
2) When you finish a job poorly

I definitely one-socked (past tense) that essay, I hope it goes well.

I've really been one-socking it at the nuclear weapon factory. Hopefully my habit of one-socking doesn't bring about a premature end of the world.

by therealjacobi October 5, 2019

Stocking Tug

A male who enjoys taking a pair of stockings, preferably used and smelly, if possible still wet from her sweaty feet and rubbing his cock up and down them. Inserting the cock into the stocking and masturbating until he cums into the stocking and leaves them back without the poor girl not knowing what treat lies in her sheer stocking

Joe I went to the bathroom last night before bed and found Sarah's dirty stockings on the floor. I had a good sniff and my dick got so hard I ended up having a stocking tug and blew my load all over them. Cant wait to see her wearing them in the morning again.

by Foot Seduction October 13, 2011