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Splurgery

noun.

1. An amalgamation of the words 'splurge' and 'surgery'.
2. Used in reference to an expensive elective surgery (ex.: a plastic surgical procedure), which can be done seemingly impulsively.
"You got splurgery just to look good for one photo!?"
by Crowley666 October 8, 2013
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slurker

A person who walks around creepy, either looming around for prey, or just looking like he is untrustworthy
Look at that slurker, i do not trust him/her I'd better hide my daughter or dog, before something happens
by Tilldogarano November 9, 2017
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shlurker

a shady and sketchy person who's presence is grossly out of place, unwanted, and perverted. a lurker, perv, or bum hanging out in an area where they don't belong.
Girl to girl friend at the beach: "That gross shlurker in the combat boots and sweat pants is staring at you. Let's get out of here!"
by NackDogg May 22, 2010
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splunker

when a man (or a woman) stand over another woman (or man with big ass titties) and shit in between her/his cleavage.
Joey Nurnberg loves to give Peter Petis Splunkers.
by rayzizal May 8, 2004
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splunker

A word used to replace another.
Normally given to the person you love.
Derek is such a splunker.
by Sara22 March 8, 2008
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This is one of the most vile and illegal sex moves that can be performed. First you need a very unintelligent girl that trust you and you can have sex with, then you cook her coos coos with saw dust in it so she gets very constipated, then after a week, start having sex with her put two large sewer rats on her back in a cage that is opened on one side to the girls back, then put napalm on the rats, light them on fire forcing them to scratch into the girl. This will cause a vibrating sensation that is very pleasureable for the man.
I can'b believe you want to Flaming Rat Ass splunker (FRAS) her, you could go to jail you know
by courtesySMOSS May 5, 2009
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splunker

when a man shits between a womans breast (in her cleavage)
In their spare time, peter pettis and his mother exchange splunkers
by peter pettis's car blows June 1, 2004
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