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splooge- The act of cuming or ejaculating semen. Usually referring to the act of cuming in a partner's face after receiving fellatio.
ex. Harry never told jan he was about to splooge and so she was covered with his man pudding in no time.
by penis mcgaffrey May 13, 2005
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The act of throwing a substance into and around a toilet. A splooge is best when using chocolate milk and throwing in an upwards direction, trying to get it up the wall and onto the floor to acheive maximum splooge results. Splooge can be stored in "The brewery" which is any plant or bush in direct sunlight and out of harms way. To make your splooge more tasty, adding half eaten ham sandwiches and rotten banana pills ensure your splooge can't be missed when entering a bathroom through its glaring image and beautiful arouma. Best performed at school or in at your girlfriends house on a meet the parents date.
Jason and Anthony J just bought some more chocolate milk from the canteen. I think they are going to splooge the toielts again.
by SploogeApprentice July 11, 2018
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My man and I were so busy that he splooged six times with me in 18 hours...
by His little nymphette May 1, 2009
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by oh niner wangsta April 14, 2003
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oh man, did you see that splooge all over her mouth!!!???
by kaitlin personi June 26, 2008
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Another, rather descriptive word for semen or cum.
Awh man, did you hear about Luke? He was lay there drunk with splooge all over his jeans.
by Talk2Luke January 5, 2008
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