sploit

One of skeeters Elephants or horses

Oh look momy boBo the elephants is fucking sploit the horse. Or.
Oh lokk momy sploit the elephant if fucking rocky the horse...

by Mohammad abdel chalim elzain mirami zolfaghari fro July 20, 2003

sploit

The first shot of cum when a man busts a nut.

It went sploit right in her eye.

by Freebird September 16, 2003

jj sploit

a shitty roblox exploit that crashes faster than a coffee run, not to mention the spyware rat viruses and bitcoin miners. im trying to exploit not break my pc wearegay. not to mention you get patched all the time and take days to fix. its also so detectible im able to find my phone faster. woohoo I love getting banned from roblox

person 1: hey dude whats a good exploit with no key or payments

person 2 (dumbass): jJsPlOiT ive used it 30 times and got banned from roblox.

person 1: is it good
person 2: it sucks and crashes on excution and injection.
person 1: ooh super cool doe s it affect your pc?:
person 2: no my pc is only is wheezing more than a severe asthmatic in the smokestack of a coal power plant. I'm also permanently banned from roblox.
person 1: yay im gonna kill my pc and need to restart windows I hate jj sploit

by roboxsl123 February 9, 2022

Yoinky Sploinky

Vehicular Manslaughter

"i'm gonna hit 'em with that yoinky sploinky"
(spoken just before running over 3 orphans)

by Planetfinder September 20, 2021

thunder cross split attack

Thunder Cross Split Attack is the ultimate hamon technique as used by Dire from part 1 in jjba. To use thunder cross split attack, one must cross their arms in an X formation. It is the perfect balance of attack and defence and is the perfect strategem.

Dio: Wryyy! You think you can beat me with such sleepy movements?

Dire: You fell for it, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!
Speedwagon: Incredible! By crossing his arms he can attack while keeping his guard up! It's a perfect strategem!
Straizo: No fighter has escaped it.

by prayersofallahsuckmydong December 18, 2019

split stream

Post sexual or early morning urination that splits into 2 or more streams typically due to an erection or low pee pressure.

You have to make sure you wipe up after that split stream accident.

by Heat123 December 30, 2007

A Splitting of the Mind

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."

I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.

by xxxStatic January 4, 2014