splitter

When a female sharts while wearing a thong.

The seat of Tina's jeans were equally shitty, due to the splitter she was wearing.

by jayzone5 June 10, 2008

Splitter

Young freshman girls that are still virgins, so small and petite, that they will split in half with sexual penetration. Tight little chicks that split open during sex.

"Hey, did you guys see that little blond freshmen chick' in the short skirt? "Yeah Bro, she's a total splitter".

by Scontfuuckmenow April 6, 2010

Splitter

Another name for Females

Look at those Splitters

by Qwertyasdfzxcvuiop January 25, 2021

Splitter

When the dick is so big that it splits/rips the vagina

I didn’t let him hit because he had that splitter

by Vagenie February 2, 2021

splitter agenda

the trim that you have lined out for night

dude 1: do you have your splitter agenda planned out for tonight?
dude 2: yeah, at 7 im picking up angie, and then at 10:30 im going over to michelles
dude 1: thats a good agenda!

by C MART October 8, 2005

Splitter Scuffers

A group on Facebook about bad cars such as VW polos with terrible mods like loud exhausts, black rims and lowered suspension to make it look good

Jack- look at my cars new rims
Alex- you should post it on splitter scuffers like the other gays

by Mack the ripper June 8, 2014

splitter-splatter

Noun.

When one cums or pukes, or the combination of the two. Possibly at the same time.

Guy : That sex was so good I splitter-splattered!

by Matt Axley April 28, 2008