Slither Giggle

While wrestling with a partner playfully to fulling groping and sexual favors arth given.

Donna K- "Im at the bar mark, do you wanna give me your favors of pleasure for my pinkess tacotis?"

Mark H: "I Slither giggled 2 months ago."

by alphavictorbravo November 6, 2011

Split a Turkey

A devil's triangle with all males, as the middle man receives a reach around.

Andy: "Dude, we should totally split a turkey sometime!"
Craig: *looks apprehensive*

by Sarcastyc January 24, 2015

splitfire

a female spitfire; a female who is very active and motivated

Alexis is always on the ball, a real splitfire.

by Snoopy Pugh April 17, 2008

Shit and Split

The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.

Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, he Shit and Split!

by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009

Gold Split

The best time for a section of a speedrunning attempt.

"Just got a gold split in world 1-4. Nice."

by 8Resolution May 27, 2015

Kentucky log splitter

When you are having anal sex and the female takes a shit, and the turd (log) is split in two by the penis, just like a log splitter.

I was banging Kendora last and she shit while I was in her ass.

Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.

by Biggenlover69 October 8, 2014

turd splitter

Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces

Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.

Hey, nice turd splitter

by HB November 29, 2004