Splinter

When tobacco scavenged from an ash tray is re-rolled using a gum wrapper as the paper. Typically used by minors or people without access to cigarettes or tobacco
"Yeah man, my 18 year old brother is out of town so I have to go filter fishing and roll splinters"
by MattyJewBoi May 28, 2017
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Splinter

When a female's clitoris is aroused and/or erect.
Men wake up in the morning with "wood," women wake up in the morning with "splinter."
by Tiffany Renee' April 09, 2007
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splinter

A small stick of wood stuck under the skin, or pearcing the body's protection. The opposite of schlong. When referring to a girl who gets too many splinters, it is refered to as a whore or more commonly, slut.
Nat goes to the baseball games to pick up some splinters.
by Jameridith March 04, 2007
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splintering

The act of splintering is when a man puts his penis in between a girls armpit and masturbates. Recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. In a recent study, 68% of sexually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.
ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us!

ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?
by SR, HW, and LS September 05, 2008
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splinter

A fucking sharp piece of shit that hurts so bad
i got a splinter in my ass
by eastgod November 29, 2018
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The Splinter

A gross as hell episode where SpongeBob got a splinter
The Splinter belongs into the trash
by The Splinter March 24, 2021
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splinters

an STD made of all the current STDs combined
Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm."

Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"
by bwoodd November 21, 2010
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