Splint

A medical device, Used to help a person who has broken a bone, To be able to make their limb stay straight so the broken bone can recover more easily and quicker and not recover crooked or bent, Used not only in hospitals, But also Battlefields and in the military to help with soldiers who had broken a bone

Soldier 1: AHH MY ARM

Medic: Let me wrap a splint on it

by Mystei February 7, 2024

Splint Dick

A splint dick occurs when someone can't get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they're hard by tying two Popsicle sticks to either side of their penis like a splint

Robert ate too much spaghetti and couldnt get a boner, but still fooled Linda with his splint dick

by Stein Man May 4, 2008

Splint Dick

1. A complete moron
2. Sexual Incompetence

1. You're such a Splint Dick, I can't believe you fucked up you leg again.
2. "You're such a Splint Dick."

"Why am I a Splint Dick?"

"This is the fourth time you couldn't get it up...pathetic."

by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010

splint penis

when a dick is strapped to another dick voluntarily after breaking the dick muscle

“I broke my dick last night, lets have a splint penis.”

by gobblethecockle420 November 28, 2021

rotator splint

A rotator splint is an imaginary engine part.

I'm afraid I have some bad news.
You seem to be having problems with the...rotator splint.
The engine runs good now, but not for long.

by bj6665 June 21, 2016

dick splint

A medical device rendered obsolete by Viagra.

Yo, Rich...you can toss the dick splint if you double up on your Viagra.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

cock splint

penis splint; usually consisting of four spatulas arranged equidistant and parallel to the penis, thus encompassing it. this is held in place with a binding of clear plaster.

on her wedding night victoria threw aside the covers and said, "look david, this bearded oyster has never been seen or touched by a man." "that's nothing" replied david, opening his dressing gown to expose his cock splint, "look, this is still boxed!."

by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003