Sprankton

noun

a disease you get from chewing too much.

Richard's mom died from Sprankton. What a Bitch

by Mapipi Israelihahd September 25, 2018

splination

Also means to splinate

The relaxation and release of pressure from the spinal system when one lies down in their bed.

I find splination very relaxing and essential for muscular recovery.

by Nurkiest March 14, 2022

Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

by Brunstwig March 11, 2013

Sprankton

a noun. a disease you get from chewing too much.

Rosie O'Donnel probably has sprankton.

by Kyle Wesley August 2, 2005

Splinton

A joining of two words splinter and Hinton, splinter being an annoying prick with a very small penis and Hinton meaning a crying whinging sulking needy baby adult who shows forms of bipolar

Mike oxmall is showing all the signs of being a splinton

by Michael oxmall October 11, 2023

Splunkion

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

by Hamesiii January 1, 2009

Splinkter

The word used to describe a person who is unable to decipher between a compliment and an insult.

Hey happy birthday bud!

Hey what the fuck does that mean?!

You splinkter, I was trying to wish you a happy birthday.

by GCess19 August 27, 2016