Spleef

A competitive sport in a 3D sandbox indie game called Minecraft. Gameplay consists of removing floor blocks from a stadium to make other players fall through the floor. The last player standing is declared the winner. After the game the floor is filled back in and the players compete again. Spleef is played in a specialized "Spleef Arena" composed of the main Spleef floor, a viewing area, and a lower floor to catch losers. The name is a pun on the word Grief, as the players resemble Griefers trying to make the other players fall through a floor.

Oh man, that last round of Spleef was intense!

by Tekwerk September 3, 2010

Splerch

When you spurt out fluids from any part of your body.

"I laughed so hard at that joke that I splerched some milk out of my nose"

"Oh man, I splerched so hard when I watched that porno"

"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"

by arnica junkie November 5, 2018

sperfect

pron: /sper-fekt/

Swiss like perfection.

Super-perfect.

Anything that is done with class, elegance and supreme perfection, usually attributed to the Swiss.

The swiss are known for their precision, perfection and reliability. The word 'sperfect' is born from this.

You can count on her; She is a sperfect project manager.

I want this to be sperfect, understand?

The sperfect nature of this creation is unmistakable.

by Kirubakaran July 24, 2006

Splerg

Meaning to ejaculate

Dude, last night i accidently splerged all over my sheets.

by Jheilman July 3, 2005

splurf

masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.

i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.

by dr.smegman January 21, 2011

spleef

joint, usually a skinny long one, rolled in an orange style zig zag, aka pinner

the dude had a spleef rolled

by pretty ricky December 13, 2003

splergh

the feeling that you may feel after being at a party or festival i.e comedown or just plain tired or lethargic

splergh!

by fugitivesounds May 13, 2015