Splarge

The foul meaty goo produced when a bird impacts an aeroplane in mid-flight. Also produced in aerospace testing when raw chickens are fired at test aircraft at 500mph out of a cannon.

Ugh - the window is covered in splarge.

by syrtis August 2, 2011

splurgle

V./ N.
V.= when a thick substance(usually the consistancy of cool ketchup) spills and quickly stains.
N.= The chunky stain resulting from the verb form of this word.

V.= "Oh Shitake! this thing just splurgled the ketchup all over me!"
N.= "This bites, ive got a soda splurgel on my new shirt."

by Dominus Nocti May 13, 2005

Splarge

A word used by teens in Britain. It's really a stupid and pointless words that idiots use to sound cool when in reality they sound like freaks.

Me: Hi David!!
David: Splarge!!
Me:...wtf!!?
David:.........i love you?..

by Fruffy Mittens March 22, 2011

splarge

Basically the same as swish. its a stupid word used by some teenagers in Britan. And thanks to MSN now most of our freinds that we have never met and that are rally 40 men with a a problem

thats pretty splarge

by Tom June 19, 2005

Splurgle

a person of below average inteligence

Timmy came home with all Fs on his school report. His dad asked "why are you such a splurgle?"

by Stevie R The Splurgle Creator July 20, 2019

Spargle

Shit that Jared says

"I spargle"

by Capt.Chewy January 18, 2024

splorgle

To be absolutely insane.

man 1: "why are you acting so fucking splorgle dude?"
man 2: "i just learned how gay sex works."

by That little fucktard December 16, 2024