splorched my jammies

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020

splanchnophilia

a type of paraphilia in which someone is sexually aroused by internal organs.

Yo, didn't Dahmer have something called splanchnophilia? Dude was seriously into doing it with all the people he cut up.

by fairyspells October 2, 2022

Splatch

Patch of hair located directly above the penis.

Man,that is one hairy splatch!

by Splatchness April 21, 2005

splanched out

"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.

"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.

by chintzy March 7, 2007

splurch

When talking to someone a bunch of spit in the form of little droplets suddenly comes out of your mouth.

"Im so embarrassed! I was just talking to Mike and all of a sudden I totally splurched all over him!"

by shira brilliant and michal levit May 20, 2008

spearchucker

a black person, aluding to native hunters in Africa.

There's a whole lotta spearchuckers on that bus.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

Splanchnic

A food sauce or dressing made like ranch dressing (vinegar, oil etc..) but with semen added.

Hey, pass the splanchnic sauce, this meat is too dry. Goody - tastes better now!

by Iced Pie August 21, 2008