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Post-splaining

Post-splaining- noun, gerund; when your political opinions are so brilliant, clever & flawless, posting them on all social media platforms is required so all the world can know the real truth.
I don't like it when my Facebook friends are post-splaining what I should think about the President's politics
by Mobilepreacher January 21, 2020
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Spiffing Mammaries

Louis: WOAH! look at those nice fun bags
Harry: SPIFFING MAMMARIES!
by Niall Horan February 16, 2012
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Nola-splaining

When someone tells you how shit you are at something, without acknowledging you’re feelings, or the fact that you don’t care about this opinion.
It’s only Nola-splaining when the opinion is in no way whatsoever constructive or useful
P1: “oh look, I made this drawing
P2: “it’s really bad”
P1: “what? Why?”
P2: “it just... looks bad.”
P3: “god she’s Nola-splaining again.”
by Angry friend. August 20, 2019
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Splaining

Explaining something in a slightly condescending, patronizing manner, while a) assuming the person you're talking to isn't knowledgeable about the subject, b) likely believing you know more about it than you actually do, and c) thinking they must need to hear your wisdom.

Can be used as a suffix to indicate the topic being 'splained, e.g., dog-splaining, car-splaining
#1)

"I just got a puppy and you would not believe how many people dog-splain to me how I should train it or what its breed is like. They all think they're expert animal trainers."

#2)

Person A: "Hey man, I got a chance to look at your YouTube videos. You know, channels get more views when they have attention grabbing thumbnails. You might want to try that. Also, one way to get more engagement is to have an introduction that..."

Person B: "Dude, stop YouTube-splaining me. I run my own channel. You think I don't know about all that stuff already?"
by CommanderFerret March 18, 2021
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Splawning

The act of public sex in a university library involving two or more coeds and a strap-on sexual device (e.g., a pink strap-on dildo).
The university police officer on patrol heard "sex noises" and moaning coming from a study room in the university library. Upon further investigation the officer observed two women splawning on the desk, with one woman leaning over the desk while the other, wearing a pink strap-on dildo, inserted the device into the other woman's vagina.
by Funky Charley May 9, 2011
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SPIFFING

Very posh and dated word meaning excellent, especially as used by upper-class toffs and rugger buggers.
I say, she's a lovely filly.
Oh yes, absolutely spiffing old chap.
by onandon August 28, 2005
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Splashing

When you run up on a yute and splash him with acid
Splashing-throwing acid
by Mandemman July 10, 2019
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