Shitpantsophobia

Scared of shitting your pants at any point in time.

“Yo dude I’m scared of shitting myself in public” -broski “you have shitpantsophobia”- therapist

by Pantsbrusher August 25, 2020

Tale Of Shitpants

When somebody poops themselves and tries to hide it. When they try to explain what the sound was you call their lie a tale of shitpants

Man Farts
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"

by farterinc June 21, 2022

shitpants

when your ass-ring can no longer contain the chunk stench pushing against your taint and feces drips into your drawers.

Rocco, from Kennedy Middle School, circa 92-93. Rocco, a.k.a. "shitpants", took a massive shit in his pants one fine unsmelly day...well...we know that day turned out plenty smelly...thanks shitpants!

by My name ain't Rocco June 1, 2009

Spicypants

To be sassy and sarcastic.

While Chris Sanders was teaching Scrooge a lesson or two his spicypants were definitely showing.

by gingbitch December 27, 2011

shitpantsable

A monumental fuck up or catastrophe that hits you in the bowels.

When the dam broke, it was one of the most shitpantsable moments of a lifetime.

by Gwordsmith July 12, 2020

Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch

John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch

by Cambar69 December 2, 2020

Shitpantsing

When you are relaxing or playing a relaxing game and all of the sudden you get jumscared and you shit yo pants

Gio was shitpantsing because of his brother jake

by Glitchtrapdefinitionz March 12, 2022