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by dunk1127 April 14, 2009
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Spelman

A perverse sexual activity popular with psychiatric patents. This activity involves psychiatric patients persuading their nurses to perform sexual activities with them (sometimes as perverse as the patient). The patients achieve this by persuading their nurse that they will never get better unless he can perform a certain sexual act on them. In extreme cases they have persuaded them to pretend to be their girlfriend, and even Marriage.

This activity is named after a patient who was the first and only patient to persuade his nurse to marry him.
by Johny5 October 4, 2006
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The 'Spelmann'

The Spelmann:
Taken from Magician pop culture - where celebrity mentalist Marc Spelmann is famed for his eponymous pose.

Description:
When a magician, mentalist or mind reader pauses for a moment to contemplate before revealing an astonishing prediction or fact. Hands are often clasped together, head is tilted to one side, one eyebrow is raised quizically, before said god-like magician points directly at the participant for the revelation. Cue much stunned applause and wonderment.
Known in magical circles and based on celebrity Mentalist and general hunky magician Marc Spelmann.
Magician #1:
"Man, at my show last night these girls were hooked on every word I was saying, and I was being paid by the hour so I really milked it, giving it The 'Spelmann' and everything"
Magician #2:
"Mate - lend me his lecture notes!!"
by Sassy_Toes March 15, 2010
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Spielmann

Spielmann is Gay
by Cherry_T May 5, 2019
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spielant

Tacky adhesive designed to glue a verbose individual's jaws shut.
Somebody should make senators and representatives chew spielant gum during congressional sessions to reduce filibustering.
by QuacksO August 2, 2021
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donald spillman

Donald Spillman is a god
by gggggggugfcyitfrjyxdkfu908gyuk November 7, 2022
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david spillman

the word “david spillman” is used when you are walking through the hallway at school and see somebody who looks extremely homosexual, and you don’t know what gender they are.
wow, that person looks like a david spillman. You don’t ever want to be caught with someone like that.
by bentley01morris December 26, 2022
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