Spidermelon

(n) A small arachnid creature who infiltrates fully sized watermelons and lives in them for long periods of time.

Facts:
-Only one eye is seen from the outside of a spidermelon.
-Spidermelons are extremely aggressive and have been known to steal dogs and small children from yards bordering inhabited woods.
-A spidermelon has never been seen outside of its melon. Some scientist believe that the melon is actually grows with, and is a part of the spidermelons body.

The spidermelon was perched in the tree, waiting to attack the wounded leopard.

The snow owl stood no chance against the spidermelon's keen agility and wit.

If only I had watched him closer, we might still have Samuel with us... damn the spidermelon's, ...damn them.

by Scurvy Leper March 26, 2009

SpiderJump

A) When one person jumps onto another person, catching him/her unawares from a higher point above the second person.

B)In the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, when a marathon pro, lightweight pro, and commando pro runner jumps from a roof, balcony or another higher point down onto an enemy and knifes the target in midair or when he/she lands.

"Man, this runner guy just Spiderjumped my ass!"

"If you say another word, i swear i will spiderjump you from this bunkbed!"

by aFriskyPlatypus May 27, 2010

Spiderwebbing

Changing lanes while driving extremely fast. Dipping in and out of traffic.

Stop spiderwebbing before we crash and die!

by Frederick101 July 29, 2011

Sticky Spiderweb

You ejaculate onto your hands and spread your fingers to make a Sticky Spiderweb

"Bro when I was jacking off last night I made a sticky spiderweb"

"You nasty as fuck bruh"

by Ugliest Than Hitler June 1, 2016

Spiderweb Tattoos

The symbol of the 'spiderweb tattoo' means the wearer has, or is currently "doing time." It is most commonly seen on the elbow, neck, or knee. However, one might find this symbol almost anywhere on the body, the placement of the tattoo itself makes no difference. Usually this symbol means that the wearer has done time in jail, or prison. This specific symbol is used to show time locked up, because the spiderweb itself symbolizes how a spider web catches, or imprisons it's prey. This tattoo can be found on all ethnicities, and all different gang affiliates. These days inmates will wear this tattoo to look the part of the "tough guy."

This tattoo can also mean "struggle." If one has been through a certian struggle in their life such as; overcoming a drug addiction, getting out of a gang, getting out of prison/jail, or even something like losing a loved one.

Spiderweb Tattoos
Gang
Gang Banger
Gang Banged
Tattooing
Tattooed Tears
Tattoos
Tattoo Worthy
Tatts

by Betherz0214 July 3, 2011

spiderwebed

When a guy blows his "love load" into your hair and the aforementioned "love load" matts into the hair and creates a spiderweb looking mess.

Billy bob spiderwebed me last night and and it took me hours to wash it out.

by Fantastic fingerer July 30, 2014

spiderbeemothsquito

noun. an evil, inbred, crossbreed between a spider, bee, moth, and mosquito that loves raspberries. indigenous to south eastern massachusetts, more specifically, Kamp Crazy Kevin.

when he tried to pick the wild raspberries, he was attacked en masse by the dreaded spiderbeemothsquito.

by muc1273 July 6, 2011