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spherical bastard

An individual with few redeeming characteristics. Stems from the fact that spheres appear exactly the same when viewed from any perspective. The phrase is commonly attributed to astronomer Fritz Zwicky.
Scooby's a spherical bastard, since no matter how you look at him, he's still a bastard.
by dziban July 14, 2007
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Spheres of Madness

The best Death Metal song in this or any other universe, played by Decapitated.
Guy 1:*Drools*

Guy 2:What's wrong with him?

Guy 3:Must have listened to "Spheres of Madness" by Decapitated. That song will steal your soul, spit on it, stab it repeatedly, kick it until it's bloody all over, then rape it and toss it into a meat grinder, and freeze the giblets for future consumption.

Guy 2:Ah.
by ZiniN December 1, 2007
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fat-o-sphere

A play on "blogosphere," refers to a network of morbidly obese, mainly female bloggers who have chosen to believe that it is sexier and healthier to be 100 pounds overweight (because this is easier than putting down the Ben and Jerry's, turning off the computer and going for a walk).
Jessie: I read on the internet that eating twinkies deep fried in pure lard is actually good for your heart.

Annette: Ha! It sounds like you wandered into the fat-o-sphere.
by picka picka July 7, 2010
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Sphereology

The Study of Spheres.
Person 1: G'day mate! I just learned about Sphereology in school!

Person 2: That's great! Let me quiz you....
by Bomjol0417 September 21, 2020
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Corona Sphere

The amount of space for essential personnel to work in a congested work environment, during the covid19 pandemic.
Captain: " Matt, I'm ordering you to move desks. You are in Sheila's Corona Sphere."
by Unique Smith March 25, 2020
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spheresy

1.A polite substitute for the term ballsy. usually used in the presence of women, small children and old word nazis.

2. A commonplace pun used in relation to testicle shaped objects.

3. A geological word used to describe: The earth; sphereical rocks; Anyone with enough spheres to call themself 'Banjo Bob' and 'rock' it.
Dude! that was totally spheresy! How did you fit that entire semi inside that little bucket?
by xinsertpseudonymherex September 15, 2010
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spierdolic

Polish verb for 'to fail', 'to fuck smthg up'
'Musiales wszystko spierdolic!' - You fucked it up you fucking loser
by kwiatek March 2, 2009
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