The BioClock Speaking

An utterance, voice, thought or dream that comes as one ages, that, even though logically one does not want a baby, urges one to be fruitful and multiply.

Aging woman: I had a dream last night that I was nursing a baby, and now I can't stop thinking about it. I want a baby so bad now.

Friend: Don't worry... that's just the bioclock speaking and doesn't mean anything.

Aging woman: (thoughtfully) I'm ovulating today...

Friend: You know you don't want that. Do not heed when the voice of the bioclock speaks!

by Belch Queen October 20, 2018

I want to speak to the manager

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong

Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit

by &qwertyuiop& October 27, 2019

dolan speak

Dolan Speak is the broken English used by Dolan and his friends in Dolan comics. It is slightly better than the English of the average Facebook user.

Random dude: hey u faget wat u doin?
Other random dude: What? What the hell are you saying?
Random dude: i iz talkin in dolan speak. fak u negur

by General of Brolan Army November 9, 2012

speaker city

The company Vince Vaughn's character owns in the movie Old School. There are also tshirts for sale with the Speaker City logo from the movie.

Where did they get all those music supplies for the party in Old School?

Speaker City.

by TMurphster March 18, 2008

She speaks French

In Germany, "she speaks French," is slang for "she sucks dick really good."

This might quite change the image you had of 5sos' Try Hard

"She speaks French, I think she's fluent."

by Glitterprinses ✨ 🎶 March 10, 2018

Autism Speaks

A corrupt and hateful organization that views autism as a disease that needs to be cured, in which close-minded moms will end up pouring massive amounts of money into in order to make their children "the perfect child." They view autistic people as sub-humans who are incapable of love and affection, in which they'll end up using torturous methods such as ABA therapy to convert them to acting "normal." This is a pure example of corporate greed as they are using fear mongering techniques in order to gain as much money as possible even though less than 10% of all the money they receive actually goes to helping the families themselves. There's a reason why so many autistics (including me) heavily despise Autism Speaks and that's because they aren't even listening to the actual autistic people themselves. Instead, They decide to listen to the parents, who are often too ignorant to understand how we actually feel.

Pro Tip: Go to Autistic Self Advocacy Network. It is way better than Autism Speaks in every way and doesn't spread hateful messages about autism.

by Dubiks January 16, 2019

can you speak more slush?

slush is the word kim taeyung used on burn the stage

Taehyung: can you speak more slush?
Jungkook: slush?
Taehyung: slowly
Taehyung: slush *laughs*

by Bts?? May 17, 2018