Spermscreen

The term used to describe the similar texture of sperm being related to a bottle of sunscreen therefore using it as a practical joke by filling a bottle of sunscreen with sperm and handing it to another.

Person one: Dude! Bill was such a dipshit to me yesterday!
Person two: Yeah dude! I know what you mean, he was a dipshit to me too!
Person one: Dude, we should totally get back at him, want to give him some spermscreen?
Person two: Yeah! Haha!

by WhatsherfaceBBQ July 14, 2009

spamsicle

An e-mail item in your mail box that looks too good or interesting to not open it. Like a popsicle.

Man, that spamsicle really caught me. I had to open it.

by mekelhorn September 8, 2007

Spermicelli

Thick stream of jizz that sticks to your cock because you didn't drink enough water.

"I was dehydrated after drinking last night. When I jerked off this morning I had spermicelli."

by mad mac October 14, 2012

spermcicle

Cock, Penis, Etc.

Suck my spermcicle biatch!

by 666 September 7, 2003

spermcicles

spermicals of the frozen variety.

"ugh its a hot day today, a spermcicle might cool me down ;) "

by /mainframe July 30, 2004

Spermicterus

When a guy hasn't had sex in a while, and all the sperm that he hasn't cummed, "backs up" into his brain. So now all he thinks about is having sex.

A play on the condition, kernicterus, in which unconjugated bilirubin deposits into the brain of a newborn, causing severe physical and mental problems.

Man, John has a case of spermicterus. All he does is talk about sex. He really needs to get laid.

by rishta September 23, 2011

spamsicle

An item left in your mailbox that is too good to not take the cover off. Like a popsicle.

That spamsicle shouldn't have been opened.

by Frank Fields September 6, 2007