Spermed

A replacement word used instead of "jizzed"
Erica says "Ew Bob you just spermed on that stuffed animal"
by naasty May 8, 2010
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Sperm

White stuff that comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it
Ah shit I cummed myself there’s sperm every were
by retard stain August 24, 2019
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Sperm

Bitch if you are looking up sperm on the urban dictionary you damn well know what it is already to use it in a damn sentence you fucking dumbass
by Glassextiel June 15, 2019
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sperm

white squiggly liquid which causes your life to be ruined when reaches womans egg
Paternity test shows that your sperm pregnated that white ass bitch.
by Mike Cunt April 10, 2003
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Sperm

Mostly known as CUM or if you’re from a country called “TikTok”, then you might have heard “CVM”

It’s Pornstars’ favorite drink other than piss!

Sperm is produced by touching your penis a lot until you feel it about to erupt like a volcano

Sperm was first discovered in 2007 when Kim Kardashian stroked Ray J’s penis until she saw white fluid come out of it, now known as sperm
Example 1: Omg daddy please let me stroke your 1 inch dick I’m thirsty for SPERM!

Example 2: I wanna blow bubbles with SPERM
by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 8, 2022
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sperm

a bad ass tadpole that's gotta be corralled in a rubber
Duuuuude... my sperm is growing legs!
by Anonymous April 29, 2003
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sperm

What you were before you were born. Yup you were white liquid that shot outta your dad's penis when he had an orgasm with your mom. Be thankful that you werent one of the sperms that was murdered when your dad masturbated.
I was sperm, you were sperm, we all were sperm, everybody on this planet is sperm that developed and isnt sperm anymore.
by I was sperm December 27, 2009
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