spermacepticle

The technical term for a “cum-dumpster-(n.)-A person who lets anyone ejaculate, anywhere on, around, or in them. No questions asked.

The I.T. Guy refers to his female boss as his personal spermacepticle. They obviously are having an affair. Wow

by Kyss.Monster333 January 16, 2018

spermanent

male ejaculation in the hair of a female

He missed her mouth and ejaculated in her red hair giving her an immediate spermanent.

by Scott August 25, 2003

Spermie

Male sperm

A guy who keeps trying to get a girl he can't have

A) Look at my spermies under a microscope

B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"

by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

sperminate

To drench someone in sperm

Rob: Check out that ass! I would totally sperminate her any day of the week!
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA, your chances with her are slim to none.

by Mister D October 20, 2004

Spermtaker

Girls who are willing to take the shot from a mans weapon. The girls are often slutty and not very hard to get in bed with. Other names for a spermtaker: jizzeater and cumdumpster.

Myself: Are we gonna score some chicks tonight?
Friend: For sure, we're gonna take home some spermtakers!

by KHDT October 7, 2010

spermaglite

Sperm standing upward.

noun: "Wow did you see the spermaglite i left on Debbies chin last night it was standing straight up"

Verb: " Im going to spermaglite a huge load on your bed if you dont stop your juvenile antics"

by larrylamour May 1, 2009

Spermicle

The Sparkle of The Sperm, The Sperm that made the cut.. The Oracle To The Testi. Fun way of saying you are the favorite child.

Julia is my spermicle.

by Always_Jewels June 16, 2011