Spendonomics

Spendonomics

The belief in the economic theory of Spendenomics in which you can SAVE money by SPENDING money or by BUYING things on sale that you don't need. Closely related to Mommieconomics.

I was using the theory of spendonomics when I bought the lawnmower on sale. Now I am uncertain which closet in my apartment I should store it in.

by Tomicus April 6, 2009

Spenol

The term for implanting your father’s smegma inside of your own foreskin and proceeding to have anal sex with your step-mother.

“Holy shit, Marushyne, I totally Spenol’d my dad while he was sleeping last night.”

by Mayoangle April 24, 2019

spenny

Pronounced: speh-nee Pricey; short for "expensive."

Sure I like that place, but it's kinda spenny.

by moi October 15, 2003

spenvoola

A stupid Italian man.

1. The spenvoola has a grade 8 education.

2. "What a spenvoola! He doesn't even know how to add."

by Mr. Bear Man Athabasca November 9, 2009

spendonitis

The ailment that people, and especially women, suffer from around Christmas time that makes them want to wait in line for hours on end, buy unneeded items compulsively, and charge up their credit cards until they have to file for bankruptcy.

My wife spent $5000 on gifts on Black Friday. She's got an extreme case of spendonitis.

by DYZ4035 February 27, 2012

lil spenny

A lil spenny is someone that has a lot of money and loves to flex

I can't stand that lil spenny he is always flexing

by spencer1342 February 20, 2020

Spentology

The dedicated study of:

a) Spending, spentos, big spending of the universe and incorporating the word(s) Spend and Spent into as many other words/phrases as possible.

b) Active, passive and accidental spending by use of all tools and spendventory

c) Spent

Aaron: "Yo Spentos, done any study for your Spentology exam?"

Spentos: "Bro, i've got all my spendventory in my sleeping bag and i'm not moving off this couch"

Andy: "Fuck bro you'll pass for sure!"

by Professor Spendser October 17, 2008