Spenk 

A funnier way of saying spack, meaning stupid.

You're a proper spenk, you.

Spenk by FatBallsTM February 27, 2024

Spank the Deener 

Another euphemism for masturbation, typically use for those who are less endowed than others.

Jack had no dates this weekend so he just stayed home and spank the deener

Spank the Deener by Foxdvd March 21, 2015

Senku 

Senku is a smart-ass, leek-haired guy who is very wise in the ways of science

green light that turns every person to stone: *exists*
senku: im about to end this mans whole career

Senku by weeb master 69420 June 27, 2020

blue spanker 

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.

Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.

blue spanker by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017

Sienko 

Sienko (sien-ko) V.

1) to use excessive force to accomplish an otherwise impossible goal
2) to use an absurd tool with great success

"How did you get that Nighthawk in the Jeep?"
"Fucken Sienko'd it."

"This bolt is stuck and I don't have a breaker bar."
"Hand me that muffler and the ratchet, I'll Sienko this."

Sienko by racekarl May 3, 2009

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating

my mom found my spankerchief under my bed

spankerchief by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

reverse spank 

The riskiest sexual move a man can perform. The man attempts to reach around and spank the woman currently riding his dick like there’s no tomorrow. If done correctly, the woman becomes so aroused that she instantly cums. She then proceeds to beg the man to marry her if he has not already. If done incorrectly, the consequences could be devastating...

Man: I’m waking up, to ash and dust, I wipe my ass and I slap my nuts. FUCK MY NUTS! I ATTEMPTED A REVERSE SPANK ON MY GF AND I SLAPPED MY NUTS

reverse spank by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019