shemail

A shemail is a mail order bride ordered on the internet.

"I just ordered a shemail on the internet!"

by Boggibill January 6, 2007

shemail

S.H.Email - Sexy, Hot, Email

An email sent with the intention to get the recipiant all hot and horny to the point of desiring to have sex with the email sender.

"Last night I sent out three shemails and I got a hit on every one of them."

"Hey babe, let's get it on tonight, where do you want to meet?"

shemails often includes explicit text inappropriate for public internet viewing by minors....you know what I mean.

by wheezil September 8, 2007

Shemailing

The act of emailing whilst taking a dump. And sounds like shemale which is awesome.

Did you see my email earlier? Yes. Just so you know, I was shemailing you.

by _Stanimal February 14, 2018

scemail

To scan and e-mail. Verb.

Thanks for the invoice, I'll scemail it to my boss.

by jamn99 August 3, 2008

shemail

When a guy's mailbox gets filled with ads and coupons from places like Victoria Secret, Jenny Craig, Curves, and other feminine advertisement.

I been waiting for my Sport's Illistrated magazines to come, instead my mailbox has been packed with shemail.

by all sportsman January 3, 2010

semail

Sexting, except over email. Commonly used by teenagers when their phones are broken. Also used by middle aged people who don't know how to use phones.

Boy: "hey gurl you wanna sext?"
Girl: "my phone brokee :("
Boy: "its cool we can semail instead"
Girl: "kk" *takes naked pictures and sends them*
Boy: *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*

by Agent Snyder May 20, 2011

specail

1. A description of a person addicted to an internet game forum, full of people that are moved to vomit every time said person hits the post reply button.
2. A state of being where ones needs for attention and affection are sustained through the false and intangible engagement of users on a message board via an online e-persona.
3. A description of a person who gets so emotionally enthralled by message boards conversation that they use CAPS, and frequently misspell simple words like special.

When a nutjob, middle-aged, jaded wife of a vacant spousal figure tries to make herself the leading lady in a never-ending message board drama she is truly a specail women.

by Espi May 14, 2005