dyslexic speedreaders

a band consisting of Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, and Andre Legacy. One of their most famous songs is "My Dick".

"Did you see dyslexic speedreaders last night? they were amazing!"

by carolinalovesit September 2, 2007

speedwaddle

speedwaddle, verb; An obese person's attempt to propel themself by shifting thier weight from side to side and leaning forward without concern for persons or property in thier path.

I was nearly bulldozed when some gargantuan 500 pounder decided to speedwaddle through me to get to the cookies in Wal-Mart!

by Kowulz May 24, 2007

Speedweeding

To speedweed, or commit the act of speedweeding, is to be smoking by yourself, and ripping the piece as fast, hard and as frequently as possible.

Nahh man, he's home speedweeding and doing his homework.

by G00seface December 7, 2010

Speed weed

It's like a sprint, but you're smoking weed super fast.

-"Hey man where's all the weed?"
-"Sorry dude I smoked it all, I was speed weeding"
-"Duuuuude"

by All hail my mighty penis December 4, 2017

SpeedFeed

The QUICK consumption of a meal or snack.

Nope, I'll be faster; I'm having a SpeedFeed, today.

by SpeedFeeder? September 2, 2010

I am speeeed

hacker is speed

jon arbuckle: “I am speeeed.”
person: “no actually, hacker is speeeed.”

by Swifty12 January 5, 2021

Speedee

The McDonalds clown before Ronald. He had a tray on his head with hamburgers that came back when he took it off the tray. He had a blet like it too. He was fired because there was an alka-seltzer medicine called speedy and people thought that McDonalds made you sick so you'd have to buy Speedy. Also, because he was overweight.

see Ronald cuz hes cool

Person 1:I miss Speedee!
person 2: why? you want diarhhea?

by Sie May 30, 2006