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To punch someones testicles repeatedly as with a speed-bag used in boxing.
Adam: What would you do if my penis slipped into your mouth?
Spork: I'd speed-bag your testicles.
speed-bag by ohaiSpork November 25, 2018
A cousin to the "motorboat." Where one places there face on the scrotum and "motorboats" instead of the breasts.
Tired of the routine foreplay, Emile insisted on a quick speed-bag prior to fellatio to get him going.
Speed-bag by DrChode May 22, 2009

speed bag scissor hands 

One of the most talented Speed Baggers in the world.... him the SCISSOR HAND Salute and he will give ya a tee shirt.
Adam Solomon Is SBSH, Speed Bag Scissor Hands, comedian, actor, celebrity, superstar and entertainer extraordinare.

Speed Bag Hammers 

to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.
Epic Beard Man pummeled Tyrone with the Speed Bag Hammers.
Speed Bag Hammers by ACII August 1, 2010

speed bag balls 

The feeling you get when you have passionate sex and your balls hurt from smacking into your partner. They hit off them like a person hits a speed bag in boxing.
"I woke up with speed bag balls after a night of rough sex with my girlfriend"
speed bag balls by blazereid101 August 13, 2016

Speed Bag the Pickle 

After watching porn all I want to do is speed bag the pickle.