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the curse of grandma sparkle

The curse of Grandma Sparkle refers to the the fact that in Fallout 3 if you go near a character named grandma Sparkle the game might crash. It was named The curse of Grandma Sparkle by YouTube Mittensquad.
My game crashed because of the curse of Grandma Sparkle.
by Dolphinthespaz April 2, 2021
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girlboss unicorn sparkle squad

a bunch of cool people who can kick ur nuts
boy: the girlboss unicorn sparkle squad probably so weak. LMFAO

girlboss unicorn sparkle squad: stfu stinky hoe *GIRLBOSS KICK*

boy: *dead*
by mikannnn_ December 18, 2021
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Sparkle Cock

When a man gets head from a teenager and her sparkle makeup gets on his dong.
Yo, did you see Bromsa? He had mad sparkle cock from that tween.
by Quillar August 7, 2011
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Sparkle Fairy

A new variation of vampires pioneered by the Twilight franchise. They bear minimal resemblance to classical vampires and in many ways are more akin to fairies. One such difference is that they “sparkle” in the sun instead of dying and awesome deaths.
Girl: Oh no! Is that a vampire coming to kill us!

Guy: No don’t worry it’s just a sparkle fairy.
by canadiancolbertfan November 29, 2009
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Sparklegasm

Occurring when something is so sparkly, glittery or otherwise shimmery and shiny that it temporarily overloads your senses with sheer delight possibly causing a need for new underpants.

The physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sparkly excitement, usually resulting from stimulation of the eyes by glitter, jewels or otherwise shimmery, shiny objects.

An instance of experiencing this.
The glitter eyeliner at the makeup store caused her to have a sparklegasm.

The diamond is so big that I have to change my panties when I look at it because I have a sparklegasm.
by mama-zilla January 2, 2011
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Sparkle Cow

An organized cult-like group of middle-aged and elderly shut-ins, (mostly females) that can suffer from coprophagia, mental afflictions and morbid obesity, all with a shared worship of reality show loser Adam Lambert.

Known to attack at any perceived slight of the object of their devotion. Vicious in large packs.
This crazy Sparkle Cow is freaking out because I said "Adam who"?
by Ragged September 6, 2013
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sparkle motion

Phrase that can be used to describe something "awesome."

Originally from the movie "Donnie Darko," where Sparkle Motion was the name of a dance group composed of little girls.
by Marie December 28, 2004
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