Sparklemob

Crazed fan-girls who plan to kidnap Robert Pattinson and make him glitter.

glitter, fan-girl, crazed, robert, twilight, sparklemob

by sparklemob member January 23, 2009

sparklehorse

1) a term of endearment
2) the name of a band

"i love you sparklehorse."

by haroldhendu December 15, 2008

sparkletower 5000

collective name for the female sexual reproductive system.

origin: comes from what happens when you take a mould of the female genitalia and sprinkle it with glitter

girl 1: omg my lady parts hurt!
girl 2: you mean your sparkletower 5000?

by H&R Block January 1, 2022

sparklecock

Specifically, fellatio from a horseface when both of you are quite bladdered/monged.

3 litres of sangria in this little trattoria in Cabbagetown, and I wound up getting sparklecocked by chick from Rexdale in a an alley in Forest Hill Village.

by spivey May 19, 2004

sparklecrack

Any smallish decorative / personal adornment item that a) can or does glitter, shimmer, or sparkle; b) is often small-ish in physical size and not exceedingly expensive for a single piece; c) is surprisingly (almost frighteningly) collectable. And once you get a few, you really need a few more, because they're fun and pretty and not much maintenance. Then a few dozen more, to round out your collection. Then a few hundred, because there are slight differences and you really do need all the variants. Pretty soon your home has a dedicated area for your own personal flavor of sparklecrack: your makeup, your jewelry, your gemstones, your pewter figures...what have you.

It's not sparklecrack until it has its own storage solution.

by Slave to the Sparkle November 15, 2010

Sparkleholic

A person, commonly a child, who is addicted to Sparkling cider similar to the way and alchoholic is addicted to Beer or Wine.

Oh my god, Erin is such a Sparkleholic, she drank an entire 750ml bottle of sparkling cider and she's only 10!

by JessiDlux January 15, 2008

Sparkleover

Sparkleover is a saying used frequently by fans of the web comic, Sparklecare, as a way of saying that something is over, in reference to "its joever". The phrase is usually used a joke within the fandom, although it can be used in a serious matter. It's also part of the language, "Sparklish".

you : I've been banned from the sparklecare website..
someone : It's so sparkleover...

by YouKneeSC June 7, 2023