by Jacaranda May 13, 2008
Similar to the Third Wheel, the spare tire is that fifth person you bring on a double date who has to sit by themselves.
This can be especially embarrasing if the spare tire has to pull up a chair to a booth for four.
Spare tires are usually your socially awkward homies or people you feel bad for.
This can be especially embarrasing if the spare tire has to pull up a chair to a booth for four.
Spare tires are usually your socially awkward homies or people you feel bad for.
I'm never hanging out with Billy again. He said we were just going to the movies with 'some friends' but I actually just got played into being the spare tire!
by TheJbros11 January 14, 2011
The huge roll of fat that often times drapes off of a woman's frame because she is so fucking fat and/or drinks to much beer/eats too much pizza, tacos, enchiladas, pasta, or cake. It can be best seen on college girls wearing tight shirts which they intend on showing off their "hot bod," but actually end up showing some nasty flab going about the entire circumfrence of their mid section, or at this point more like mid country they can be so large .....
"Whenever Kara sits in a bathing suit she covers her stomach because she doesnt want guys to see that she actually has a humongous spare tire."
by Helayne January 30, 2006
Third wheeling for two couples, so one would be the fifth person (fifth wheel), hence the name spare tire.
Ricky and Jane went with John and Rachel to the movies on a double date. They invited David too. David politely declined, however, telling them that he didn't want to spend a perfectly good Friday night spare tiring.
by Whitest Black Person October 27, 2016
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
the girl you are talking to for no other reason than in case all your other ho-contacts suddenly turn cold on you. the spare tire in this case would be installed and ready to satisfy your sexual desires
Greg: Man, why you talkin' to Juanita? She's fuckin nasty!
Harold: She's my spare tire, you know, just in case...
Harold: She's my spare tire, you know, just in case...
by OPPuknoMe May 03, 2007
The "ring" of fat wrapping around the mid-section, caused by lack of self-respect and being abused as a child. -used to roll oneself down hills when tired.
by chud master August 03, 2008