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Ghetto Snapple

The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.
Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”
by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019
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snapple cap

The metal top to a glass snapple bottle. Makes good popping noise. Also the source of all knowledge. Without these, the world may never figure out how many cows can fit in a space shuttle.
"That's a lie!"
"No, it isn't, I saw it once on a Snapple cap."
"Oh, ok."
by DumDumDumHour December 28, 2007
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snapple

Origin: Straight from God's womb
Definition: The best damn liquid refeshment ever to have been created by man, or God. Only the Almighty know of the secrets of what the "best stuff on Earth" is, but who really cares, it tastes damn fine going down. And the flavor cannot be beat. From Banana to Lemon, Snapple is indeed, what Jesus would drink if he was around for its miracously decent from heaven in 1992. So if you ask, what would Jesus do, I can reply that he would drink Snapple. And yes, I know Jesus.
Damn that Snapple be fine, dawg, share me some!
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Snapple

I was trying to be really sweet with my girlfriend by telling her that I wanted to nap and snuggle but instead i said "I just want to snapple"

"hey baby, wanna snapple? ;) "
"i was wondering when you'd ask"
by snapplepros December 31, 2011
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Gak Snapple and Pop

The sound you hear your mom made when she finds and grabs your tube sock you've been nutting in aka Gak Towel and it's hard and crunchy. May even drop some jizz dust and flakes.
When little Jonnie's mom picked up the tube sock under his bed it when Gak Snapple and Pop. He was cold busted.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2017
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snapple bottle

When full it contains "the best stuff on earth" but empty, it becomes the perfect mobile urinal when stuck in your car.
"Dude, pull over. I gotta piss". "No time man. Grab the snapple bottle".
by Skippy Bravo June 29, 2008
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Snapples

A more exciting way to say SNAP! When you and someone else share the same view point!
Imogen: I love Jake Gyllenhaal!
Rachel: Snapples!
by Rachel Lucy Smith February 25, 2011
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