Skanksgiving

A concert at the Starland ballroom that happens near Thanksgiving holiday, usually every year, with mostly ska bands and skanking

Man, Skanksgiving was so much fun last year, there was so much skanking!

by baseplayer21 October 10, 2008

Skanksgiving

A tour presented by Ska Is Dead where popular ska bands play.

"Dude, I'm going to Skanksgiving!"
"Who will be there?"
"The Toasters, Mustard Plug, and other awesome bands!"

by Skanksgiver January 13, 2009

Stanksgiving

Stanksgiving is the act of digesting and giving back the food one consumes after a large thanksgiving meal, in the bathroom. As this is one of the largest meals most individual's digestive systems will be presented in a given year, and often several multiples beyond what is normally demanded by an individual's average food-load, the overtaxed digestive processes do their best to accommodate, producing variable amounts of methane and solid matter in large abundance. The result is a truly offensive olfactory symphony, likely to startle the entire household regardless of size and location of restroom. The manufacturer of Stanksgiving often finds the aroma just as putrid as the remainder of the house guests, and can often be seen quickly and covertly exiting the restroom. If caught, the host of the Stanksgiving will likely lie profusely in attempt to skirt association with the event, and only in most rare circumstance, take ownership of said circumstance.

Vin: Man, I haven't eating like this in a year, I am stuffed beyond belief. I ate things I haven't eaten since I was a kid.

Steve: Looks like your Stanksgiving will be a thing of legend this year.

by Vennisonian November 27, 2012

skanksgiving

The night before thanksgiving, when all of the people go out to drink and the skanks come out.

Want to go out for thanksgiving eve? ...Don't you mean SKANKSGIVING.

by tee jones October 23, 2010

Shanksgiving

A prisoner's favorite holiday. Where everyone is free to stab eachother and try to escape.

No one knew Shanksgiving was coming. They only realized it when John, the least popular and bullied the most started collecting stabbing weapons of all kinds. Everyone was going to die. Moral of the story: Don't bully people. Or else you'll experience a painful Shanksgiving.

by explodoboy November 24, 2017

Shanksgiving

When you're about to eat thanksgiving dinner, and the person with the knife stabs the turkey straight through the middle with a violent action.

Sammy: Let's eat! *Stab*
Geoff: Why did Sammy have to Shanksgiving the turkey? It's completely unnecessary.

Claire: Yeah I know, he could've just cut it normally instead of pretending he was about to get mugged in a state penitentiary.

by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016

snacksgiving

A seriously hittin' snack; esp. when consumed in mass quantity as in place of an entire meal.

"...Dinner? Oh man I can't. I'm stuffed from earlier - I had some Beef Jerky, Skittles, and Rice Krispies Treats and washed it down with a 32oz. Quik - shit was like Snacksgiving!!!"

by Goat Gut May 14, 2008