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Spankwire Video 

The most screwed up video surfing the internet at this moment. 2 Girls 1 Cup and BME Pain Olympics Combined are a mere fraction of how fucked up this video is.

It involves various clips of people mutilating their privates.
Scarred Person: Have you seen the Spankwire Video?
Innocent Friend: No, but i hear it is FUCKED up.
Scarred Person: I haven't slept in weeks...
Spankwire Video by deejjj April 13, 2009

cocker-spankiel 

Slang for a wanker,(who may or may not also be a dog). It's very apt because it fuses the words "cock" and "spank" while triggering the amusing visual of a cocker-spaniel dog.
"If you were a dog, you'd be a cocker-spankiel!"
cocker-spankiel by benjiboy January 11, 2005

spankwire 

Guys that do not enjoy watching redt*be, or youp*rn resort to Spankwire for relieving personal use.

And is not necessarily involving spanking
After you leave, I'm going to have a Spankwire Sesh.
spankwire by Sluggerette March 21, 2009

Spacegirl Hot Summer

A summer where vaporwave, egirls, cyberpunk, afrofuturism, nugoth, and pastel goth girls can enjoy looking and dressing weird and fantastical without giving a fuck about what people think about them or their clothes. They are unapologetically rocking spacey alternative fashion and having fun.
She's having a spacegirl hot summer, wearing that clear green skirt.
Alternate universe female version of Spock. Very wise and very hot.
Spockgirl is at it again! Flashing her pussy at the guards to distract them while Captain Kurk sneaks by to hop in bed with the princess.
spockgirl by Bad C dev March 9, 2022

spankwire 

When a dirty secret is revealed about somebody, preferably to large groups of people, while the person is present. Sourced from the dicovery of spankwire.com in someone's internet history.
"Gees how much porn is there in his internet history?! Come look!"
"Hey, guys get off my computer!"
"Haha, you've been spankwired"
spankwire by The L Team April 9, 2008