Spandex Serious

A bicyclist who is extremely enthusiastic about the sport, purchasing all of the necessary clothing and gear, which includes spandex shorts and bike jerseys.

Those guys in the Tour De France are totally spandex serious.

by kidmelony August 16, 2012

Spandex

A type skintight elastic shorts usually worn by sports people, often seen on girls playing volleyball.

She worn very tight spandex shorts for volleyball practice.

by Nym September 21, 2005

Spandexy

When someone looks sexy in spandex .

She's looking real spandexy today!

by Hershey95 December 15, 2009

spandex

Spandex is a privelege, not a right. Just because you own it, doesn't mean you can wear it.

The fat woman wore her spandex from high school. Children cried when they saw her.

by Biron3000 February 6, 2008

Spandex Inquisition

(n.) Street bicycle enthusiasts. They are usually very argumentative about their road rights despite not having road tax, registration or license. Other common traits include street sign blindness and apparent enjoyment of a narrow bicycle seat deeply inserted in their rectum. It's commonly believed that their over-tightened helmet and Dayglo body armor lend to their superhuman courage. Exhibiting herd mentality, they usually ride six abreast in packs of 36 or more. They are highly offended by bicycle paths, sidewalks and easements.

Driver: Holy $%#*, I almost squashed that guy like a bug when he shot through the stop sign!!

Passenger: Nobody expects the Spandex Inquisition! Buhm-buhm-buh!

by Pungo Driver September 3, 2011

SpaceX

0. Space Exploration Technologies
1. Where young engineers go for torture and old engineers go for excitement.
2. Launched the first privately developed liquid fueled rocket to orbit.
3. A hip, new rocket company looking to reinvent the way people get to space.

"Have you heard about SpaceX man? Yea, it is so dope!"
SpaceX will rule the world of space exploration.

by Alex Strand January 20, 2010

Spanxgiving

What happens after Thanksgiving dinner...Spanxgiving. After gorging ourselves on T-day treats, we must deal with the aftermath by donning Spanx to fit into holiday party attire.

Got my Spanxgiving maximum control Spanx on for my work Christmas party.

by ninjakat December 15, 2010