Spamcestor

A (often elderly) relative who relentlessly emails everyone on a voluminous mailing list to send bad jokes, pointless articles, unfunny cartoons, political screeds, cloying aphorisms and other random stuff.

This weekend alone, I got 20 emails from my spamcestor, Uncle Fred. I love the guy, but his emails are killing me. How can I make him stop?

by Laura Bergheim October 7, 2007

Hoagie Samich

The hoagie samich was invented by Jacob Watrous in 2018, he is the GOAT. It means to eat alot of subs from subway

Are you hungry?

Yeah, you?

Yeah Ima hoagie samich

Dang you really are hungry

by McDade123 May 6, 2021

samich

Alternate pronunciation of 'sandwich'.

Can you make me a samich?

by The Grammar Nazi October 17, 2001

spamiac

A person obsessed with spamming.

1. I get so much email. Mostly from spamiacs.
2. Charlie stay up all night spamming. I think he is becoming a spamiac.

by Larry Horist December 22, 2008

spamily

Family members that forward spam to you.

I am tired of recieving mail from my spamily.

by Chris September 20, 2004

pillow samich

sex with a folded pillow, the art of fucking a pillow,

My roomate was a cock block so I went to his room and used his pillow for a pillow samich.

by Sniff March 30, 2006

cat spaming

(Always spelled with a single M) Taking pictures of cats and posting them over and over on a forum, email, or instant messanger. This is done by finding various links of cat pictures, and spamming your friends or enemies over and over agin until they start yelling at you, or log off. If used properly, cat spaming should annoy the crap out of whoever you cat spam.

(On AIM)
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture>
Person2: wtf? cats?
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture>
Person2: ok, stopit.
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture>
Person2: STOP!!!
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture>
Person2: OMG!!! STFU!!!
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture>
<Person 2 logs off>
Person1: Lol, cat spaming.

by Shippiddge May 5, 2006